physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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