i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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