i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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