what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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