Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I party with great urgency now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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