Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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