his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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