One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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