Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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