i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
