Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you win again, gameday.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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