That's intense
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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