New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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