Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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