Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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