That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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