Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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