I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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