i just google imaged poop.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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