Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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