if i can run in heels then i can drive
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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