If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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