he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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