I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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