I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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