what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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