I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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