i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im holly from the hills drunk
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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