He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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