i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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