so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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