i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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