woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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