I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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