My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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