Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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