That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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