I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So much rum. So many feels.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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