escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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