she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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