I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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