first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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