I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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