took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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