haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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