I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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