Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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