I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
