If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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