i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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