I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
