I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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