You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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