around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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