I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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